51 Funny Scarecrow Ideas That Prove Vermont Takes Fall Seriously

Every fall here in Vermont, the scarecrows start popping up right along with the pumpkins—and some of them are absolutely hilarious. Over the years, I’ve photographed dozens of these wonderfully creative characters, from skiers and leaf peepers to farmers, witches, and a few I’m not quite sure how to describe. Here are 51 of my favorite funny scarecrow ideas to inspire one of your own for the porch, garden, pumpkin patch, or even a fall scarecrow contest.

51 Funny Scarecrow Ideas I Couldn’t Help But Love This Fall

Tip Your Hat: A Classic Vermont Welcome from a Funny Scarecrow

With his big grin, floppy hat, and classic flannel shirt, this cheerful fellow looks right at home among the Vermont pumpkins. I mean, how could you not smile back?

Goldilocks with a Twist: A Funny Scarecrow Straight from the Pumpkin Patch

Goldilocks has apparently left the three bears behind and headed for the pumpkin patch! With her golden curls, little apron, and straw-stuffed smile, she makes a pretty adorable Vermont scarecrow.

Yin and Yang Karate Kids: A Funny Scarecrow Duo with Kicks and Character

This scarecrow looks like it traded the karate studio for a Vermont pumpkin patch! Dressed in white and striking their best martial arts poses, I think even Mr. Miyagi would approve.

Vermont’s Matriarchy: Funny Scarecrow Ladies Taking Charge

Dressed in their Sunday best and relaxing in the gazebo, this Vermont couple looks ready for church, or maybe they’ve just returned! She’s keeping an eye on things out front while her husband seems perfectly content to sit back and let her handle it.

Corn Pipe, Anyone? A Funny Scarecrow with Old-Time Vermont Charm

Now this guy looks like he’s been around a Vermont pumpkin patch or two! With his corn cob pipe, straw hat, and well-worn country style, he’s about as classic a scarecrow as they come.

Like Mother, Like Child: A Funny Scarecrow Pair

How cute are these two? This mother-and-child scarecrow duo is all smiles and winks, right down to their colorful outfits and matching straw-filled style. Clearly, posing for the camera runs in the family!

Mud Season Scarecrow: A Funny Fall Twist on Vermont’s Messiest Tradition

Leave it to Vermont to bring mud season into the pumpkin patch! Dressed in layers with his bandana and well-worn country clothes, this guy looks like he’s definitely made it through a Vermont mud season or two.

Sweet Scarecrow Girl (In a Skirt I’m Pretty Sure I Used to Own!)

I swear I had this skirt hanging in my closet at some point! With her big orange smile, cozy sweater, and vintage-looking outfit, she may be one of the most relatable scarecrows in the bunch.

Happy Farmer Scarecrow: A Classic Fall Favorite with a Big Vermont Smile

Now here’s a classic! Dressed in overalls, boots, and a floppy straw hat, this happy farmer looks ready to pick pumpkins, or maybe take a break and hand out the cider doughnuts.

What’d Ya Say? A Quilted Scarecrow with a Whole Lotta Attitude

Oh, she definitely has something to say! Between those wide eyes, that sideways smile, and her cozy quilted sweater, this Vermont lady looks like she’s right in the middle of telling you exactly what she thinks.

What You Need to Make Your Own Funny Scarecrow

After seeing all of these funny scarecrow ideas, you may be tempted to make one yourself! Whether you’re creating a scarecrow for your garden, front porch, pumpkin patch, or a fall scarecrow contest, you can make one with inexpensive supplies and things you may already have around the house.

Easy Scarecrow Supplies:

Funny Scarecrow Ideas for a Contest

Making a scarecrow for a fall festival, school event, or neighborhood contest? The ones that always catch my eye have a personality of their own. Start with a character or theme—skiing, gardening, a favorite movie, a local tradition, or even someone everyone knows—then have fun with the clothing, props, expression, and pose. It’s often the smallest details that make a funny scarecrow memorable.

Need help putting yours together? Lowe’s has a helpful step-by-step tutorial for how to make a scarecrow, including the basic frame and assembly.

Pick “Yur Own Pumpkin”: A Funny Scarecrow with Farmstand Flair

“Pick yur own pumpkin”—you don’t have to tell me twice! With his hand-painted sign, straw-filled sleeves, and lopsided grin, this guy looks perfectly at home welcoming everyone to the pumpkin patch.

Off to See the Pumpkins: Wizard of Oz–Inspired Funny Scarecrows

We’re off to see the pumpkins! Dorothy, the Tin Man, Scarecrow, and Cowardly Lion have all made their way to Vermont, and I can’t think of a more perfect cast of characters for a fall pumpkin patch.

Witchy Witch and Brew: A Funny Scarecrow with Spells and Sass

Every pumpkin patch needs a good witch! With her crooked hat, broomstick, and bubbling cauldron, this one looks like she’s cooking up something special for Halloween, or maybe just keeping an eye on the pumpkins.

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Husband and Wife Scarecrows: A Funny Fall Couple That’s Been Through It All

Now these two look like they’ve been together for a while! With their mismatched outfits and expressive faces, they seem perfectly content spending another fall side by side in the Vermont pumpkin patch.

Farmer Dad Scarecrow: He’s Got His Hands Full

Now this is one busy dad! With one little scarecrow riding on his back and another right in front of him, he looks like every parent trying to get everyone through the pumpkin patch in one piece.

Good Morning, Shy Scarecrow: Not Quite Ready for the Spotlight

This sweet little scarecrow looks like she’d rather hide behind her hat than pose for a picture. With her shy smile and cozy pink bathrobe, maybe she just needs a little more time to wake up!

Field of Dreams Scarecrow: A Funny Nod to Baseball and Fall

If you build it… the scarecrow will come! Dressed in his Bulldogs jersey and baseball cap, this guy looks ready to trade the pumpkin patch for the ball field, or at least play a few innings before the next frost.

Early Morning Coffee Gal: A Funny Scarecrow We Can All Relate To

Coffee in hand and wearing that unmistakable don’t talk to me yet expression, this gal is very relatable! With her messy straw hair and cozy layers, she looks like she’s just trying to get through that first cup before anyone asks her a question.

The Ski Patrol Scarecrow: Vermont’s Funniest Off-Season Skier

Only in Vermont would ski patrol show up before the snow! Decked out in goggles, ski gear, and poles, this guy looks ready for first chair, although he may have to make his way through a few pumpkins first.

Icy Palmer and Friend: A Scarecrow with a Vermont Story

Now this one has a story! Icy Palmer is a familiar Vermont name to me thanks to a local candle company I’ve collaborated with over the years. Seeing her turn up here as a scarecrow made this pair especially fun to find.

If you’re curious about the story behind the name, you can read more about my favorite Vermont-made Icy Palmer candles here.

Fancy My Lady: Pajamas, a Teddy Bear, and a Whole Lot of Happy

Who says you have to dress up for the pumpkin patch? With her bright red hair, cozy pajamas, teddy bear, and enormous smile, this lady looks perfectly happy just as she is.

Smith Capt. Rescue: A Heroic Scarecrow to the Rescue

Cape? Check. Sunglasses? Double check. Smith Capt. Rescue looks ready to swoop in and save the day, or at the very least, keep a watchful eye over the pumpkin patch.

In Memory of 9/11: A Scarecrow Tribute of Honor and Remembrance

Not every scarecrow I came across was meant to make us laugh. This one stood quietly with an American flag and a tribute honoring those lost on September 11, a meaningful moment of remembrance among all the fun of the fall displays.

The Tired Gardener: A Funny Scarecrow Who’s Earned a Nap

I think every gardener can relate to this one! Slouched over after what looks like a very long day in the garden, this tired scarecrow seems more than ready to put down the tools and call it a day.

Just Sayin’: A Funny Scarecrow Duo with Plenty to Say

Well, “Just Sayin’” pretty much says it all! This funny scarecrow pair looks perfectly at home together in the pumpkin patch, and judging by those expressions, I have a feeling they have plenty more to say.

Eat More Fruits and Vegetables: Scarecrows with a Healthy Sense of Humor

Even the scarecrows are reminding us to eat our fruits and vegetables! With their garden produce and helpful little reminder, these two clearly take their job in the pumpkin patch very seriously.

Vermont Maple Syrup Makers: Scarecrows Ready for Sugaring Season

Only in Vermont would the scarecrows be ready for sugaring season! Dressed in flannel with their sap buckets nearby, these two look like they could head straight from the pumpkin patch to the sugarhouse.

Snowboarder Scarecrows: Hitting the Slopes Before the Snow Falls

These snowboarders clearly couldn’t wait for the first snowfall! Decked out in helmets, goggles, and snow gear, they’ve already strapped on their boards, even if the only thing covering the ground is pumpkins and fall leaves.

The Turtleneck Gentleman: A Funny Scarecrow with Smooth Moves

This guy looks less interested in guarding pumpkins and more interested in where everyone’s going after dark. With his turtleneck, pressed slacks, and dapper hat, I can almost picture him heading off to a jazz club once his shift in the pumpkin patch is over.

Frankenstein in Flannel: A Funny Scarecrow with a Cornfield Twist

Frankenstein seems to have traded the laboratory for the cornfield! Dressed in black plaid and those hard-to-miss yellow pants, he looks surprisingly at home standing among the cornstalks.

Count Dracula: A Funny Scarecrow That’s Pumpkin Patch Perfect

Count Dracula has traded his castle for the cornfield! With his sweeping cape and dramatic high collar, he looks perfectly comfortable keeping watch over the Vermont pumpkins until nightfall.

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Pretty in Pink: A Funny Scarecrow Among the Hydrangeas

Who knew a scarecrow could coordinate so well with the garden? Dressed in a rosy pink shirt, denim overalls, and a pink bandana, this fellow looks right at home among the pink hydrangeas behind him.

The Foliage Tourist: A Funny Scarecrow on the Lookout

It wouldn’t be fall in Vermont without the leaf peepers! Tucked into the bushes with binoculars in hand, this foliage tourist looks determined to find the perfect view, and maybe avoid a little of the fall traffic while she’s at it.

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The Cowardly Lion: A Wizard of Oz Scarecrow Favorite

Straight out of the Wizard of Oz and into the pumpkin patch! With his fuzzy mane and big grin, the Cowardly Lion looks a lot less nervous surrounded by pumpkins than he ever did on the Yellow Brick Road.

The Scholarly Scarecrow: A Funny Idea in Cap and Gown

Class is apparently in session at the pumpkin patch! Dressed in a graduation cap and full academic gown, this scholarly scarecrow looks ready to hand out diplomas, or perhaps receive one himself.

The Circus Clown: A Funny Scarecrow Under the Big Top

This colorful fellow looks ready to leave the pumpkin patch and join the circus! With his bright orange hair, polka-dotted shirt, blue pants, and hoops in hand, all he’s missing is the big-top tent.

Patriotic Scarecrow Ideas: Uncle Sam, Lady Liberty, and the Founding Fathers

Apparently, the Founding Fathers have decided to spend fall in Vermont! Uncle Sam, Lady Liberty, Benjamin Franklin, Betsy Ross, and a Revolutionary War soldier who looks an awful lot like George Washington have all made their way to the pumpkin patch. I especially love Lady Liberty standing beside the bunting-draped gazebo—Vermont really does know how to put on a scarecrow display!

A Little Scarecrow Goes for a Pumpkin Ride

This little fellow has the right idea: climb into a vintage red cart, surround yourself with pumpkins, and let someone else do the pulling. I love how the old cart turns a simple child-sized scarecrow into a whole little story. And if you have an old wagon tucked away in the garage, this would be such a fun idea to try!

Bonus Scarecrow Ideas: A Few More Vermont Favorites

And because there are always more scarecrows to discover around Vermont, here are a few extras that deserved a spot in the collection. Maybe one of these will inspire your own scarecrow this fall!

Looking for even more fall inspiration beyond scarecrows? Check out these fall decorating ideas filled with pumpkins, cozy textures, and vintage charm to help you style every corner of your home this season.

Which Scarecrow Is Your Favorite?

I don’t know how anyone could walk through a Vermont pumpkin patch filled with characters like these and not leave smiling. Every fall, I seem to find a few new favorites, and I’ll be out with my camera again this year looking for the latest additions.

Have a favorite from the 51? Or better yet, are you inspired to make one of your own? Tuck one onto the porch, into the garden, or right out among the pumpkins, and have a little fun with it.

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